instant karma

Perhaps it was wrong, but it was an innocent accident: I took someone else’s coffee from the bar this morning.  I didn’t realize I’d done so until I was in the car, and then I was off.

My first thought was of regret: she was ahead of me in line with three young girls and she seemed nice.  But, I thought, she’d like my drink: a nice vanilla latte.  My second thought was that this would be one of those surprising minor diversions life sometimes presents.  Chillin’ like the villain I felt myself to be, I prepared for a few ounces of serendipitous discovery.

Briefly, briefly, just until I drank the coffee. It was nasty.  Some kind of a sugar-free-mocha-soy slurry.  I was cutting through Wal-Mart by then, on the move and in no position to return to correct the mistake.

A dilemma fell on me like a Big Lots brick stack, hoisted too high on the top shelf: drink the nasty thing - to redeem my sin and to indulge my fate - or dump it.  I tried another wee sip.  Even nastier than before, its noxious powers amplified by the aftertaste of the first strong pull

I sidled toward the electronics section where I knew there was trash can.  The vague, noncommittal fog lifted, I did a quick brush-pass by the bin, spiking the cup in a quick, decisive thrust.  This done, I was off to the toy section to buy a birthday present.

Trapster

In an effort to fight back against the Man (who even now sleeps soundly in the next room), I’ve been using Trapster on my iPhone for a while. I’ve been motivated for my own reasons to do so, but I enjoyed some sympathetic reinforcement from today’s Wall Street Journal, which reports:

Suppliers estimate that there are now slightly over 3,000 red-light and speed cameras in operation in the U.S., up from about 2,500 a year ago. The Insurance Institute for Highway Safety says that at the end of last year, 345 U.S. jurisdictions were using red-light cameras, up from 243 in 2007 and 155 in 2006. The cameras are operated by for-profit companies that typically make around $5,000 per camera each month.

A study in last month’s Journal of Law and Economics concluded that, as many motorists have long suspected, “governments use traffic tickets as a means of generating revenue.” The authors, Thomas Garrett of the St. Louis Fed and Gary Wagner of the University of Arkansas at Little Rock, studied 14 years of traffic-ticket data from 96 counties in North Carolina. They found that when local-government revenue declines, police issue more tickets in the following year.

Well, duh.

Trapster is an application for iPhones and other PDAs that permits us to identify, mark, and track the location of speed cameras, red-light cameras, and police lurking locations. Tapster requires registration but it’s free, uses a clever interface, and makes updating locations a snap.  The application also permits uploading photos of selected sites on a dynamic map that moves with your travel and provides alarms when you approach monitored locations.

The downsides: it uses a lot of power - You really need to be connected to a car charger - and application navigation can be complex, particularly while driving.  Nevertheless, it makes me feel like I’m striking a blow for freedom every time I fire it up.

Cinnamon Spritz Sandwich Cookies

This one comes to us from Food and Wine Magazine.  I’m going to try this one this week.  This recipe is supposed to take a total time of 2 hours and make 16 cookies.  I’ll double the recipe.

Spritz cookies are buttery Scandinavian sweets made by forcing (“spritzing”) dough through a press, creating bizarre, outlandish, or otherworldly shapes.

Cookie Ingredients

  • 2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon cinnamon
  • 1/4 teaspoon ground cardamom
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 2 sticks unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 3/4 cup sugar
  • 1 large egg

Filling Ingredients

  • 1 large egg white
  • 1/2 cup granulated sugar
  • 2 tablespoons water
  • 2 teaspoons corn syrup
  • 1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
  • Confectioners’ sugar, for dusting

Directions

1. Preheat the oven to 350° and position racks in the upper and lower thirds. Line 2 large baking sheets with parchment paper.

2. Make the cookies: In a medium bowl, mix the flour with the cinnamon, cardamom and salt. In the bowl of a standing electric mixer fitted with the paddle, beat the butter with the sugar at medium-high speed until fluffy, about 2 minutes. Scrape down the side of the bowl. Add the egg and beat at medium speed until incorporated. Add half of the dry ingredients and beat at low speed until just incorporated. Beat in the remaining dry ingredients. Scrape the dough into a pastry bag fitted with a 1/2-inch star tip. Pipe the dough onto the baking sheets in 1 3/4-inch rosettes; you should have about 32. Refrigerate until chilled, about 20 minutes.

3. For cakey cookies, bake the cookies for about 14 minutes, until the tops are dry; for crispier cookies, bake for about 16 minutes, until the edges are golden. Shift the sheets from top to bottom and front to back halfway through for even baking. Let the cookies cool on the sheets for 5 minutes, then transfer to a rack to cool completely.

4. Meanwhile, make the filling: In a saucepan, bring 2 inches of water to a simmer. In the bowl of a standing electric mixer, combine the egg white with the sugar, water, corn syrup and vanilla. Set the bowl over (but not in) the pan of simmering water and stir constantly, until the sugar is dissolved, about 4 minutes. Transfer the bowl to the mixer and whip the mixture at high speed until firm, glossy peaks form, about 5 minutes.

5. Scrape the meringue into a piping bag fitted with a 1/4-inch star tip. Arrange half of the cookies flat side up. Pipe the meringue on top and close the sandwiches. Dust the cookies with confectioners’ sugar.

Patterson, Raymond M. Finlay’s River. Toronto: McMillan, 1968.

Mostly unknown to American readers, Raymond Patterson is recognized throughout the British Commonwealth as one of the finest writers on the Canadian wilderness.  Reviewing his contribution to Canadian wilderness literature, Arctic Magazine in March 1991 said that, “While his writing skills earned him a wide and appreciative audience, he was more than a skilled wordsmith.  He was also careful and sympathetic observer, and intrepid explorer and a meticulous historian.”  Many of Patterson’s works are autobiographical accounts of his explorations in Canada’s British Columbia and the Northwest Territories set in a fabric of historical, geological, anthropoligical, and botanical insights.  I discovered this works by accident: planning for an expedition to the Thutade Lake region of central British Columbia, my Internet searches led me to Patterson.  it was a wonderful discovery.

Patterson was born in 1898 in Darlington, England.  His father served in the Boer War and spent most of his life in Africa.  His interaction with Raymond was episodic, though influential.  In April 1917, straight out of secondary school, Patterson went into England’s wartime army as an artillery cadet.  Early in his military career, on March 21, 1918, Patterson was captured.  He spent the next eight months as a prisoner of war until armistice in November 1918.  Returning to England, he entered St. John’s College at Oxford as a modern history major.  There was plenty of time for extracirricular adventure, which he pursued vigorously.  With the aid of an exceptional short-term memory, he passed his final exams in a heroic, last-minute effort.

From university, he went to the Bank of England, a likely course for a promising young professional.  Yet the cosmopolitan life was an ill fit.  Among the Bank’s austere columns, he learned of his father’s death in Africa.  Patterson wrote in another of his books, Buffalo Head, “With the going of that man I came up to the surface again and took a look at the workaday world of London.  And by God, my father was right!  It was grey and it was a desert of stone!  [London] was a swarming city like a nightmare by H.G. Wells.  It was a vast human ant heap through which the inmates scurried with set, expressionless faces, tied to some fixed routine.”  He siezed the reins and set course for North America where there was still wildness.  At the age of 26, he pounded his tent pegs into Western Canada, where he remained for the rest of his life, making his way variously as a rancher, explorer, and writer.

He was a peripatetic explorer whose meanderings served up fodder for several books.  Patterson twice canoed down the treacherous Nahanni River and wrote the best-known of his five books, The Dangerous River. In 1949, eager to understand the early history of exploration up the Rocky Mountain Trench, Patterson explored the Parsnip, Finlay and Peace Rivers in a 17-foot canoe.  This trip served as the basis for Finlay’s River, published in 1968.  The book was the first to deal with the Finley River from its mouth at the Peace River to its source, Thutade Lake.  As Patterson describes his motivations, “my first trip to the Finley was purely to see, and I remember it is a happy summer and one that led, later on, to some very interesting to store the work.”  During the exploration and the subsequent research, Patterson came to know some of the men who had traveled, explored, and mapped much of the remote country along its trace.  He did so at the end of an era.  Though the earliest explorers were dead, those who surveyed this country were aging but  alive.  Patterson made it his business to speak with these early surveyors, and consequence is grand: a number of early photographic plates and recalled narration make their way into the text.

For historical context, Pattison summarizes the expeditions of the Finley River from the 1700s to those of the early 20th century.  During this broad sweep of roughly 150 years, most of the technology available to these explorers was rudimentary and unchanging.  Heavily laden canoes, axes, dry goods, and other stores and sundries were packed on their backs and in their canoes up the hundreds of miles of rough, roadless wilderness.  There were no maps, satellite and cell phones, GPS data, outboard motors.  Nor, of course, was a ready supply of emergency aid or material assistance available.  Such circumstances are almost wholly alien to modern explorers.  Patterson wrote at the nexus of two eras and the contrast is dramatic.

Patterson describes the early explorations of the great North Westers Alexander MacKenzie, James Finlay, and Simon Fraser.  These were the vanguard, exploring this country in 1793, 1797, and 1808, respectively.  Each intended to open the country for trapping and trade.  Each reached the Pacific Ocean - MacKenzie in one terrific journey in just one year, Finlay in an obscure journey over the Ingenika River, and Fraser in one of the greatest feats of canoe travel all time.  Each failed in their ambition, for none found a practical trade route to the sea.  Patterson describes their various journeys with the precision and eloquence that impart the soaring ambition that brought them to this beautiful country and the brutal toll it extracted.  In the bargain, Patterson also recounts in detail the journeys of Samuel Black, the early trapper who made a first full expedition to the Finlay’s source on Thutade Lake and others who followed Black in the late 1800s.

Here Patterson introduces us to a cast of extraordinary modern characters.  There was Captain W.F. Butler who took leave from the British army in 1870 to make an epic winter journey from the Red River to the Rockies and back, passing the fur trading forts of the Saskatchewan and compiling a report on the condition of the Indians in that vast territory.  Along the way he he became a hardened winter traveler, journeying on foot and on horseback, by Red River cart and dog sled, with every hazard of northern travel successfully overcome.  He subsequently made a trip up the Finlay and then ascended the Omenica River, passing beyond Patterson’s narrative.

We also meet Alfred Selwyn who in the 1880s explored this country on behalf of the Canadian director of the geological survey, laying the groundwork for the great gold rush that followed.  Patterson also gives this extraordinary detail on the journeys of Canadian surveyors Fleet Robinson and Frank Swannell.  These two men were among the first pioneers to take the measure of this country.  Both were extraordinary men.  their narratives, published reports, and photographic records remain.  Some of these are included in Finaly’s River.

This history is wonderful and welcome.  But the book also shines as a travel narrative of Patterson’s own journey up the Finlay.  He has a practiced eye (as we would expect from an artilleryman) and a splendid pen (as we would expect from an Oxford history major).  The book’s descriptions of the wild rivers, challenging canoe portages, the difficulties of surviving the territory are alone worthy of the read.  Patterson is a strong believer in communicating the practical arts as well: he allows descriptions of his own fieldcraft and that of the old river hands he encounters along his way.  This provides a snapshot into a bygone era, revealing insights for wilderness travelers that are unavailable in contemporary writing.

Among these merits, Finaly’s River is also a book of historical significance.  Patterson’s work here he is among other things an anthology of personal and historical information about a region that was drastically altered and flooded by the Peace River Project.  This Canadian reclamation effort of the 1960s dammed the Peace River and transformed the Rocky Mountain Trench and the vast country described in this book into a windswept reservoir, Williston Lake.  Today, the old traces are gone: the river loads, the trapping trails, the cabins, and the remote outposts along these wild rivers are now submerged and exists only in books like Patterson’s.

I loved Finlay’s River and have since bought Patterson’s other books and an anthology of his shorter works.  David Finch recently produced a biography, R.M. Patterson: A Life of Great Adventure, which has received good reviews.

Symphonie Fantastique

Who doesn’t like Hector Berlioz’ Symphonie Fantastique?  If you’re one who does, you can find a pretty good free lecture on the score here, at the Teaching Company, where I regularly buy courses.  Here’s how they describe the lecture, which is delivered by Professor Robert Greenberg of San Francisco Performances.

A stunningly original work, Berlioz’s symphony depicts the tale of an artist obsessed with hopeless love. Most notable is the work’s final movement, which conjures a nightmarish vision of ghosts and witches - real Halloween music. This masterful symphony, stirring even today, is the perfect way to understand classical music of the Romantic Era.

we’ve made it to Wyoming at last, beyond the mortal grip of Nebraska weather.

It’s time pause for lunch, check the tarp and truck, and grab a bite before the long push to salt lake.

in des moines…

We are slowly making out way home from West Virginia. We’re driving Allison’s dad’s 2004 Toyota Tundra, which is loaded with every imaginable artifact - except a rocking chair on top for granny.

We’re in Des Moines at the moment and the weather is foul. (See photo). We’re hoping for some good food in Omaha today and better weather in South Dakota.

You can follow us at www.Twitter.com/markshewitt.

the palin effect

Here in DC, the Palin effect is palpable. Republicans feel that populist power has again returned to the party. The result: a huge sigh of relief. Does it come too soon?

Just when you thought you were beginning to warm up to the religion of climate change, here’s a glimpse into the holy sanctum that you’ll be admitted to when you’re completely converted: an EarthFirst cry-in for firewood.

iphone posting

here’s my first attempt to post via iPhone using the wordpress XML-RPC method. if it works, my blogging kung fu will be strong!

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